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【SW-027】モテ期突入?!友達の彼女が妙に色っぽい目で見つめてくるので手を出したらマン汁ビッチョリ!!

Source global Wall Street Journal     time 2020-02-27 13:26:35
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【SW-027】モテ期突入?!友達の彼女が妙に色っぽい目で見つめてくるので手を出したらマン汁ビッチョリ!! �


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"PleasetellmeifIhavethefactscorrect,"shesaid."Inyourcountry--andinotherstoo?"

WhatdoyousupposetheseLadyBurbankshaddonewiththeircats?Bythemostprolongedandcarefulselectionandexclusiontheyhaddevelopedaraceofcatsthatdidnotsing!That'safact.Themostthosepoordumbbrutescoulddowastomakeakindofsqueakwhentheywerehungryorwantedthedooropen,and,ofcourse,topurr,andmakethevariousmother-noisestotheirkittens.

"That'salikelystory,"Terrysneered.

"RatherhardonThomas,isn'tit?"suggestedTerry.

"Whydon'tyouinventalikelierone?"Iaskedhim."HereAREthewomen--nothingbutwomen,andyouyourselfadmitthere'snotraceofamaninthecountry."Thiswasafterwehadbeenaboutagooddeal.

Asforus--threeyoungmentoawholelandfulofwomen--whatcouldwedo?Wedidgetaway,asdescribed,andwerepeacefullybroughtbackagainwithout,asTerrycomplained,eventhesatisfactionofhittinganybody.

Ittooksometimetomakecleartothosethreesweet-facedwomentheprocesswhichrobsthecowofhercalf,andthecalfofitstruefood;andthetalkledusintoafurtherdiscussionofthemeatbusiness.Theyhearditout,lookingverywhite,andpresentlybeggedtobeexcused.

ThissoundslikeTitusAndronicus,Iknow,butthatistheiraccount.Isupposetheywereaboutcrazy--canyoublamethem?


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